This freaking awful!

So some dorks at Marvel thought it would be cool if Runaways had a theme song, and this is what they came up with.

Jesus. Freaking. Christ. On a Stick. Seriously? If Brian K. Vaughn were dead (and he might actually become dead once he hears this song) he would probably spin in his grave.

Update: Okay, I actually feel sorta bad because Nick Lowe clearly worked hard on this and put a lot of effort into it. But, c'mon.